Posted by
arandomguy on Friday, April 06, 2007 4:30:01 PM
According to a recent story, former speaker of the house, and possible Republican presidential candidate Newt Gingrich (R-Ga) and 2004 Democratic presidential nominee and Massachusetts senator John Kerry (D-Ma) have agreed to a debate about global warming.
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Let me rephrase that introduction: AHEM.
According to a recent story, former speaker of the house, conservative spokesperson, and genius Newt Gingrich (R-Ga) and 2004 Democratic presidential nominee and incompetent liberal boob John Kerry have agreed to a debate about global warming.
John Kerry of course will be taking the side of Al Gore and the environazi's who wish to dictate to the rest of us how to live, in the name of "public good." Newt will take the opposing side which believes that global warming is not caused by humans, but by cycles of the sun, or cycles of the Earth, or something else which isn't man-made and man-operated.
If I were one of John Kerry's political team members, I would strongly oppose this debate. John Kerry cannot stand in the same skyscraper intellectually as Newt Gingrich, even about the environment (a topic which neither person has had any formal study in I believe - Newt's a historian by profession, and John Kerry is... an incompetent liberal boob?). John Kerry will be demolished - just like during the election debates - and Newt will emerge the clear winner.
Additionally, if I were a radical, left-wing socialist environmentalist, I would also oppose this debate. John Kerry is the LEAST USEFUL intellectual candidate to argue for anything, especially something so controversial. John Kerry will no doubt make a fool of himself, which will be funny for Republicans and Conservatives to watch, but painful for the left wingers. It would be nice to see Al Gore himself do this debate.
As they guy filling in for Rush today, Paul Smith said, it is like the difference between Newt debating a tree, and Newt debating a bush.
Who Newt debates is of no consequence. It will be interesting to see how and in what ways Newt goes after John Kerry's... arguments? (if they can be justified academically as an ARGUMENT...)
I look forward to it. In the modern world it is harder to find humor in politics, specifically when leftists are involved. This is one of those rare circumstances that promises to be both informative and hilarious. I hope it's on C-Span or something.